Observations in the Library

Apples taste better unwashed.

College is the only place you can sleep in public without being a hobo.

Every time I see a woman with facial hair, I question the existence of God.

My mom freezes water bottles before going to soccer games, even in the winter, and we come back and they are still frozen.

People (especially women) hould high five more. High fives are perfect for people you don't know well enough to hug, but know too well to shake hands with.